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Floridians wear Coats, gloves and wooly hats Wyoming people sunbathe 50 Above New Yorkers try to turn on the heat Wyoming people plant gardens 40 Above Italian cars won't start 30 Above Distilled water freezes Wyoming people store their beer outside |
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Californians shiver uncontrollably Wyoming people have their last cook out before it gets cold 15 Above New York landlords finally turn up the heat Wyoming people throw on a sweatshirt Zero Degrees Californians fly away to Mexico Wyoming people lick the flagpole 20 Below People in Miami cease to exist Wyoming people get out their winter coats 40 Below Hollywood disintegrates Wyoming Girl Scouts begin selling cookies door to door 50 Below Polar bears begin to evacuate Antarctica Wyoming Boy Scouts postpone "winter survival” classes until it gets cold enough 80 Below Mt. St. Helen freezes Wyoming people rent some videos 100 Below Santa Claus abandons the North Pole Wyoming people get frustrated when they can’t throw the keg 297 Below Microbial action stops Wyoming cows complain of farmers with cold hands 480 Below All atomic action stops Wyoming people start saying “cold enough for you” 500 Below HELL FREEZES OVER Wyoming elects a Democratic presidential candidate |
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